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Johnny Manziel Signs 5-Year, $150 Million Deal with Dallas Cowboys Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants

The Dallas Cowboys made the first big splash of the 2013 NFL free agent signing season by inking Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel to a five-year, $150 million contract that makes the Heisman winner the richest player in NFL history.


This was absolutely hilarious and had me in tears. 

I hope y’all realize that this is a JOKE.

My friend who posted this on Facebook didn’t realize it was. LoL

Filed under Johnny Manziel Johnny Football College Football Football NFL Dallas Cowboys Cowboys Dallas Texas A&M Texas A&M Aggies Aggies Free Agent NFL Free Agent Heisman Joke Hilarious Satire Funny Roger Goodell

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2012 NFL Draft — Round 1

  1. Andrew Luck (Stanford QB) - Indianapolis Colts
  2. Robert Griffin III (Baylor QB) - Washington Redskins
  3. Trent Richardson (Alabama RB) - Cleveland Browns (traded w/ Minn.)
  4. Matt Kalil (USC OL) - Minnesota Vikings 
  5. Justin Blackmon (OK State WR) - Jacksonville Jaguars (traded w/ Tampa Bay)
  6. Morris Claiborne (LSU CB) - Dallas Cowboys (traded w/ St. Louis)
  7. Mark Barron (Alabama S) - Tampa Bay Buccaneers  
  8. Ryan Tannehill (Texas A&M QB) - Miami Dolphins
  9. Luke Kuechly (Boston College ILB) - Carolina Panthers 
  10. Stephon Gilmore (South Carolina CB) - Buffalo Bills 
  11. Dontari Poe (Memphis DT ) - Kansas City Chiefs
  12. Fletcher Cox (Miss. State DT) - Philadelphia Eagles (traded w/ Seattle)
  13. Michael Floyd (Notre Dame WR)- Arizona Cardinals 
  14. Michael Brockers (LSU DT) - St. Louis Rams
  15. Bruce Irvin (West Virginia OLB) - Seattle Seahawks
  16. Quinton Coples (North Carolina DE) - New York Jets 
  17. Dre Kirkpatrick (Alabama CB) - Cincinnati Bengals 
  18. Melvin Ingram (South Carolina DE) - San Diego Chargers 
  19. Shea McClellin (Boise State OLB)- Chicago Bears
  20. Kendall Wright (Baylor WR)- Tennessee Titans 
  21. Chandler Jones (Syracuse DE) - New England Patriots (traded w/ Cincinnati) 
  22. Brandon Weeden (OK State QB) - Cleveland Browns 
  23. Riley Reiff (Iowa OT) - Detroit Lions
  24. David DeCastro (Stanford OG) - Pittsburg Steelers
  25. Dont’a Hightower (Alabama ILB) - New England Patriots (traded w/ Denver) 
  26. Whitney Mercilus (Illinois DE)- Houston Texans 
  27. Kevin Zeitler (Wisconsin OG) - Cincinnati Bengals 
  28. Nick Perry (USC DE) - Green Bay Packers
  29. Harrison Smith (Notre Dame S) - Minnesota Vikings (traded w/ Baltimore)
  30. AJ Jenkins (Illinois WR) - San Francisco 49ers 
  31. Doug Martin (Boise State WR) - Tampa Bay Buccaneers (traded w/ Denver)  
  32. David Wilson (Virginia Tech RB) - New York Giants 

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The historic Cowboys loss — biggest blown lead in 52 years (pretty much its entire existence)


I still can’t blame Romo even though he threw three interceptions in the second half …

Uhh … wait …

But the Lions’ D is really good.

And once again, Romo pulls a Romo, the unthinkable act of blowing a game Dallas should have won.

He had three broken ribs still, so it ain’t easy being Tony. 

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Video: Week 3 NFL Rookie Round Up

Old video, but I haven’t seen this before.

LaGarrette Blount (Tampa Bay) - Both runs were AMAZING. He never gave up on either play.

Nate Allen (Eagles) - No one even saw him coming on that sack.

Tony Moeaki (Cheifs) - AMAZING 1-handed catch.
Dexter McCluster - I loved the drive into the endzone. 

Filed under Tampa Bay Buccaneers LaGarrette Blount Jacksonville Jaguars Tyson Alualu Dallas Cowboys Danny McCray Dez Bryant New England Patriots Aaron Hernandez Rob Gronkowski Philadelphia Eagles Nate Allen Indianapolis Colts Blair White Buffalo Bills C.J. Spiller Kansas City Cheifs Tony Moeaki Dexter McCluster Carolina Panthers Brandon LaFell Seattle Seahawks Earl Thomas